Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Let's Talk Celebrity on a Tuesday

So much to discuss, so little time.

"Dancing With The Stars" Season 12 Cast Announced.

Kirstie Alley v Wendy Williams v Kendra = Attack of The 50 Foot Women. Plus Sugar Ray Leonard and a bunch of people I know very little about. Shark in the water - 50 feet and moving closer.

Charlie Sheen

Stop talking about it. Imagine my surprise (horror) when I tuned into Morning Joe for what I assumed would be fun political chit chat and instead found this.....

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Ignore the clip title - here we have Bravo's cross-eyed wunderkid pontificating on the who's crazier - Ghadafi or Charlie - and then suggesting the network replace Charlie with John Stamos. Thank Jah Mika was there to steer the topic off of Charlie. But seriously, enough. Andy Cohen sicked the entire clan of (sur)Real Housewives on America and he's gonna debate what's too sick in the head for tv?
Here's a thought - maybe this has been self-medicated crazy all along for Charlie. And before his name is spoken, let's just say Fuck Dr Drew - he's a yeast-like opportunist who profits handsomely off of misfortune, and is a sanctimonious prick on top of it. If these demons are not a recent development, it bears reason that one suffering from them would do just about anything to void themselves of their presence, and a briefcase full of blow would certainly aid in that quest.

Adele

She's making the rounds of US TV (quite charming on 'Chelsea Lately'), and low and behold, it looks as though she's gonna get the big reward for her work



How cool music's new it girl breaks through, and in a rather significant way to boot. If there is justice in the world, she'll have the career Alison Moyet SHOULD have had.

Happy birthday Ke$ha. and The Beeb is almost legal.

Xtina and the new bf get a DUI? TMZ will have your scoop there.

Ciao for now. Off to the tannery.